she looked like the bat from fern gully.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
My life is pants optional.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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