So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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