TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
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