She is in my trunk
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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