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Puke
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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