i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
we're making bets on your personal life
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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