he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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