He disabled his match.com account in front of me
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
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