Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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