I heard we made out
The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
Randomize
