he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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