when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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