Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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