So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
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