did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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