Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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