I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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