And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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