Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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