Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
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