Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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