The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
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