The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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