yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
Randomize
