Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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