Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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