do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Threw my underwear in my purse as I was running away after sex last night, went to pick up my birth control prescription this morning, took out my wallet and accidentally flung my sweet thong onto the counter in front of the cashier. Think that was the universes way of telling me I am a whore.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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