I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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