Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
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