So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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