real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I am puke
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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