its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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