I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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