just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Randomize
