what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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