If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
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