Fine. I'll sleep in my office
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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