come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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