Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I believe in your delicious
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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