everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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