The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
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