Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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