so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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