I can't watch pbs sober anymore
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
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