he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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