Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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