the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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