i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
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