I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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