I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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