My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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