I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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