Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
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